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- teacher: don't bullshit this essay
- me: i'm gonna bullshit this essay
- Toddler: Mama, I L-L-Looo
- Mother: You love me?!
- Toddler: Long ago the four nations lived together in harmony. Then, everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked. Only the Avatar, master of all four elements could stop them, but when the world needed him most, he vanished. A hundred years past and my brother and I discovered the new Avatar, an Airbender named Aang. And although his airbending skills are great, he has a lot to learn before he's ready to save anyone. But I believe Aang can save the world.
when you get a hot new mutual
when you see your mutuals online and they’re not reblogging your selfie
a couple years ago I was a pizza delivery boy and I discovered something pretty neat. if someone orders a pizza with toppings you like you can eat one slice of it and get away scott free because nobody checks the pizza to make sure it’s all there until after they’ve paid and tipped you and brought the pizza inside. I stole 1/8 of all the customers’ pizzas for a year till my manager found out and decided to fire me and demote himself to my job so he could get the free slice instead
when u reblog one of those ask game things and nobody sends u anything