amoying:

imagine a world where all living beings coexist with each other, like you go to the market and a bear is packing your groceries. You drive home and you see tulips playing soccer, that’s the world i wanna live in.

I would rather not have a conversation w/ a spider thx

raphmike:

That feeling of self pride after you’ve successfully made a phone call.

ruinsofxerxes:

pax-etlux:

ruinsofxerxes:

someone should write a fanfic of when Al’s in the hospital after getting his body back and Ed comes in and does this

not a fanfic but

god bless you

the-vashta-nerada:

my mom and i were watching 24 and it was a scene where the president was handing a terrorist attack and she just realized that the president is played by the same guy from the allstate commercials and she just whispers to me “looks like america isn’t in good hands”

lvysaur:

youhavetooletgo:

lvysaur:

x is my least favorite letter now because of math

Y?

i swear to fucking god

getting 0 notes on a post you were so sure was going to be successful

jpierrepontcriss:

my mom was pulling into a parking space today and she asked “am i relatively straight?” and i said “i think that’s something you need to decide for yourself” and she told me to walk home

some people have selective hearing but i have a thing called selective blogging where i don’t reblog ur shitty posts

bidenette:

it was the besta bynes

it was the worsta bynes