everyone always makes plans without me but then they say that they “miss me”
if ur hair covers ur boobs u have mermaid hair and u are a mermaid i dont make the rules
As a man with a hairy chest, I was very, very confused by this post for about ten seconds.
You are a mermaid, sir
(my body materializes out of the darkness) fuck that was sick. did I look cool dont lie dude.